Stacie Halas, an Oxnard teacher who was fired after her past as a porn actress was discovered. A three judge panel ruled on Tuesday that she can’t return to the classroom in the district.This is a terrible ruling. America needs MORE porn star high school teachers not less. So many children have trouble paying attention and listening – ESPECIALLY BOYS. Having a pretty face and a besmirched past that fills young mens heads with all the wrong thoughts can actually be used to lure them into Math, Science, even Geometry and Physics.

Instead, It’s old grandMa Funkelstein to teach Geometry to a bunch of boys who couldnt give a damn. I say out with the Funkelstein and In with the porn stars.

“IT’s IMPROPER” said the stuffed shirt judges. Screw them. Screw all their holier than thou bullshit you know in their back rooms Mrs. Davies secretly likes the four foot dildo up the butt while her husband is dressed like batman and whips her with licorice whips and eats cherry filled doughnuts. Yes I’m not kidding your mind cannot even begin to fathom what these types of people do in their homes. And because of this to maintain their charade as holier than thou people they go after sweet busty and ever so fucable Miss Halas.

Well I say give Miss Halas a job. God knows you couldn’t possibly make high school any MORE BORING. Our high schools NEED more Miss Halas in fact we should make it a POINT of ONLY hiring ex porn stars. Ron Jeremy teaches the subtle art of Mixing calcium oxide with water. I know I’d watch it. Jessie Jane shows students the importance of wearing eye protection when wearing a bikini into a chemistry lab. I’m there!

Why is it OK for our society to use sex to sell every last thing on television but not ok in education? It’s time to grow up.