It’s time to re-brand Al-Quaeda. The new name is ISIL, at least thats what Obama is calling them, short for the Iraq and Syria Islamic Looters.  Other’s are pushing for ISIS, short for Iraq and Syria Insurrection Squads. Why the change? Apparently too many Americans are waking up to the irony that we are arming and funding Al-Quaeda, the same group that attacked us and destroyed our world trade center on 911.

No need to worry, these attacks are not meant to alarm, simply to let the congress usher in goodies like the enslavement act (we call it the Patriot act) and the nsa spy grid with no objections. The US has been arming death squads and bombings all over the world for decades now – operation gladio, contragate, the first world trade center bombing (the fbi gave them a real bomb to use! our own government made the bomb!).

When we wanted to kick butt to the Ruskies in Afslamistan we sent in our fighters and our database of fighters – or the base – was called in arabic al quaeda. Now we no longer have the database because we really have no clue who these new guys are. So it’s time to change the name.

The new fighters are good at chopping off heads, blowing up christian churches, and generally cleansing areas of non sharia populations. Once an area sets into sharia they each get five wives and tons of sex all day long. No wonder they want it! Wouldn’t you?

 

The recruitment and training of terror brigades in both Iraq and Syria was modeled on the “Salvador Option”, a “terrorist model” of mass killings by US sponsored death squads in Central America. It was first applied in El Salvador, in the heyday of resistance against the military dictatorship, resulting in an estimated 75,000 deaths.

A lot of them are rich spoiled brats who yearn to look tough, much like our teens after the Rambo movie bought an extra large big gulp and rode out the brain freeze. It’s the same thing. Only in Saudi Arabia being tough means growing a scraggly beard and heading to the mountains with a machine gun. It isn’t fair to say that they are being funded by the Saudis, they ARE the saudis.

The recent leak that these islamic head whackers were getting paid 150k a year out of our tax dollars to whack heads kinda got a lot of struggling Americans miffed. We were assured it’s money well spent to destabilize syria. But now that they are playing whackamole in Iraq undoing our works there, maybe it isn’t such a good idea to keep paying and arming these people.

Except, except, now wait for it, except that THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT the US WANTS. Expelled from Iraq cept for our cushy 10 billion dollar fortress base, our soldiers were missing the good quality whores and opium. Oh sorry that’s afghanistan. Well same difference.

America is playing “come on in the waters great!” game with both Russia, and now with Iran.  Each place, they have a conflict that logically, the other guys should send in troops and take advantage of the situation. Or so it seems. Like a lot of raisinetts in a trail that lead you into the lions mouth, eventually that jaw will snap shut!  Should Putin or Mullah Beardalot fall for it, they will find themselves suddenly fighting a much better equiped army than first thought, and suddenly more arms from AmeriKa will help our ISIS teams to cause a huge ruckus finally resulting in invasion of Iran. Which is all America really wants, err I mean Israel.

So in the end, the name is changed cause Israel runs American politicians and the jewish fed bankers also run the politicians and hold them hostage with 20,000,000,000,000 in debt.  What do they want? To Kill Iran! When do they want it? REAL SOON! It’s all a Buckaroo Bonzai movie when you think about it.

Other than blowing up historic relics, beheading twelve year old girls, and using a saw to cut little girls into pieces while they were still alive, they aren’t a bad bunch.

In the village of Estreba they massacred all the residents and burnt down their houses. In the village of al-Khratta almost all the 37 locals were killed. Only ten people were able to escape.

A total of twelve Alawite villages were subjected to this horrendous attack. That was a true slaughterhouse. People were mutilated and beheaded. There is even a video that shows a girl being dismembered alive – alive! – by a frame saw. The final death toll exceeded 400, with 150 to 200 people taken hostage. Later some of the hostages were killed, their deaths filmed.

Gooo ISIS. IT’s our team, we should learn to cheer!

[warning, the following photo of a dead child’s beheaded  body is graphic and disturbing. You may not wish not to see it]

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One of 12,000 christian children killed by Obama's ISIS team
One of 12,000 christian children killed by Obama’s ISIS team