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In a shocking twist, many of the ebola victims in Africa are coming back to life after being buried in the ground for several days.
“It’s the warm earth, it shields the body from radiation and allows the body to heal. yes there is some decomposition, but overall the patients come back alive and well” Said Dr. Mbekti
“Unfortunately the brain does not survive the lack of oxygen and they are forever in an altered state, and very hungry! They seem to seek out high cholesterol foods to help them rebuild their neural centers”
Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.
But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The New Dawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected. Both seemed very anxious and hungry and had an empty soul-less look to them.
Ma Kebeh had reportedly been in door for two nights without food and medication before her alleged death. Nimba County has had bizarre news of Ebola cases with a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week.
And in other news, Jack Ma has a really big head!