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CR: Niki  Niki are you there, can you speak, we can’t see you because of that large arse in our face!

NM: Heh heh giggle giggle lawl its big yah?

CR: You called it a anaconda but it’s more like bigfoot ass! Oh there you are. Now back to the real you. What exactly is left of your real body? You’ve got fake boobs fake hair a fake ass.

NM: Parts of my skeleton, and my brain of course!

CR: Well of course! Let’s get straight to your killer genius lyrics

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This dude named Michael used to buy motorcycles
D*ck bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel
Real country ass n***a, let me play with his rifle
P***y put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang, I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me romaine
I’m on some dumb s**t

 

CR: Well what if my dick isn’t as big as a tower will you still go for me?

NM: Toss my salad baby toss it!

CR: We will. Now you have gotten more awards lately than any other performer. But some say you are a diva often destroying dressing rooms when the temperature of your water was one degree off. Is any of that true

NM: NO, it’s all just tabloids.

CR: I see you did the Grizzy rhyme, rhyming a word with itself. Romaine with Romaine. Then throwing in Shit for the last tuplet. But theres no rhyme with shit is that the fabled FR?

NM: Free Rhyme? Hell yah, I’be free ryhmin since before grizzy did!

CR: MOtorcycle, eiffel, rifle. That’s a triplet! It’s amazing. That’s worth 100 million just for that. Now waht do you spend your money on?

NM: Don forget NYQUIL. I don rhymed it four times! They pay me extra for that! Oh I love shopping. And those little porcelin figurines. I gotaa get all of those

CR: OK now lets look at your other big hit song Boss Ass Bitch. You go way beyond the tuple and free rhyrme, you free rhyme bitch  with itself like 40 times. That must be worth at least 50 million! That makes you the greatest rapper in history!

I’m a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
I’m a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
I’m a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
I’m a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
I’m a boss ass

Yo, I employ these niggas
They be grown men, but I little-boy these niggas
Want the cookie, so I gotta Chips Ahoy these niggas
But I never iPhone, Android these niggas
Use rubbers with ’em, I don’t never raw these niggas
More money than em’, I’ma son all these niggas
I ain’t shopping, but it’s like I gotta store these niggas
Put em’ on time-out and never call these niggas

Pussy like girls, damn, is my pussy gay?
It’s a holiday- Play with my pussy day!
Pussy this, pussy that, pussy cakin’

CR: and of course, you rhyme niggas with itself EIGHT times. Genius! Now is that pussy cakin , is that a reference to yeast infections?

NM: Gotta love the cake, comes with the territory if ya KNOW HWHAH INM DSAAAYIIINNN!

CR: Now this lyric really caught our eye. It’s about catching the clap?

Clap, clap, clap for this pussy, nigga
But I can’t give this pussy to a pussy nigga

CR: and what does the clap mean for a pussy nigga. What is a pussy nigga?

NM: Pussy Nigga, You know a fool?

CR: Right! And if you give him the clap he’s a bigger fool!

NM: Das it. Das right

CR: Finnally, you have been voted Billboard Top Rap Artist, MTV Best Artist, MTV Best Female Hip Hop Artist, Teen Choice Award Best R&B/Hip Hop Artist, Soul Train Award Best Artist, BET best female hip hop artist. You are the best and these lyrics prove it. You are worth every one of those $29,000,000 you earned last year

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CR: Your look continues to transform some say violently – butt implants, bizzarr noses, when will you satisfied

NM: I’ll never be satisfied until I rule it all

CR: Hahahah you know it! it’s aplease Mz Najh! Peace OUT!