pope-blacks

In an impassioned address Friday, Pope Francis denied the existence of Islamic terrorism, while simultaneously asserting that “the ecological crisis is real.”

“Christian terrorism does not exist, Jewish terrorism does not exist, and Muslim terrorism does not exist. They do not exist,” Francis said in his speech to a world meeting of populist movements.

“No no, it’s love, they just are trying to reach out and love us” said the bespectacled sexagenarian.  “These black peoples are full of love” he proclaimed as he shook their hands safely behind a wall as forty bodyguards started on with Uzi machine guns.

But apparently climate change or global warming, the cult that fears CO2 which is good for plants and wants to tax us for it, is quite real.

“This climate change, it is not gods plan. CO2 must be abolished and forever removed from the earths atmosphere”

“No people is criminal or drug-trafficking or violent,” Francis said, “In fact rapists and murderers are just people expressing their impoverished upbringing. We are all human beings.”

The leftist view of equal outcomes, that blacks and half black middle eastern peoples only rape and are violent because of poverty is soundly disproved in study after study. Why don’t poor whites or asians act the same way then?

“Nooo, tis Love” said Francis smiling. As he re-entered his chambers dressed in the finest silks and gold appointed gowns, ready for another gourmet pope meal costing tens of thousands of dollars. Then they locked the massive gates of Vatican city, the Holy See, for another night, while throngs of immigrants screamed out for food and shelter below the 400 foot high walls.