Everyone is BROKE so no one has to pay taxes!

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“thank you thank you dear leader thank you thank you we are so broke we don’t have to pay taxes this year thank you thank you dear leader sawdust bread tastes even better this year thank you thank you dear leader our average weight has hit 105 pounds this year thank you thank you dear leader leather shoelaces make good noodles in a pinch thank you thank you dear leader your haircut really isnt that bad thank you thank you dear leader can we keep these costumes they are much nicer than the potato sacks we have at home…