“I used to have trouble cleaning down there!” says Fred. “Now I’m fresh as a daisy”

Longer wondering why hygeine wipes are only for women, FreshPickle is doing something about it.

“Our product is a game changer disrupting the marketplace of sanitary tissue and wipes” said company CEO Derek Grimes.

Normal tissue clings and breaks off. Others are not long. The new wipes work like a shoe shine, gently brushing particles away with a long sweeping motion.

“It’s the future. My girlfriend loves it. And I love it too”

Priced at 12.00 for a pack of 12, it’s an expensive habit. That’s almost enough for a month when you use them every other day says FreshPickle marketeer Janice Smith. “It’s a win win” she smiled. “I prefer the strawberry flavor myself” she smiled.