Staff Sargent Sprinkles Whiskers is fighting to stay in the military after a vicious Trump Tweet has announced that no longer would Obama’s policies of tolerating kittins in the military be allowed to continue.
“I do the same job as non-whiskered soldiers. Why does my personal life matter?” said Whiskers.
It is estimated that over seven thousand military soldiers might be kittins or kittens in hiding. Cats have long played a strong role in the nation’s military, and often helped in the Iraq war as lookouts with their keen eyesight.
“It’s just wrong!” said Meow Monster the third. “All I wanted was to serve with dignity”
Even member of seal team six, “Cat BoJangles” has finally spoken out. “I’d like trump to meet me and try not to pet my fur!” screamed the furious cat.