The list of demands comes from Nigghruh gibs me dat psycho Black Lives Matter Louisville cofounder and organizer Chanelle Helm:
1. White people, if you don’t have any descendants, will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably one that lives in generational poverty. [I’d rather burn it down than give it to nigghruz and ruin my neighborhood]
2. White people, if you’re inheriting property you intend to sell upon acceptance, give it to a black or brown family. You’re bound to make that money in some other white privileged way. [ why would whites ever do that? what’s in it for them? nothing. ]
3. If you are a developer or realty owner of multi-family housing, build a sustainable complex in a black or brown blighted neighborhood and let black and brown people live in it for free. [ where do whites get to live for free?]
4. White people, if you can afford to downsize, give up the home you own to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.
5. White people, if any of the people you intend to leave your property to are racists assholes, change the will, and will your property to a black or brown family. Preferably a family from generational poverty.
6. White people, re-budget your monthly so you can donate to black funds for land purchasing. [ uhm whites already do this, it’s called a 50% tax rate]
7. White people, especially white women (because this is yaw specialty — Nosey Jenny and Meddling Kathy), get a racist fired. Yaw know what the fuck they be saying. You are complicit when you ignore them. Get your boss fired cause they racist too. [learn to speak and I might finally listen. No, probably not]
8. Backing up No. 7, this should be easy but all those sheetless Klan, Nazi’s and Other lil’ dick-white men will all be returning to work. Get they ass fired. Call the police even: they look suspicious.
9. OK, backing up No. 8, if any white person at your work, or as you enter in spaces and you overhear a white person praising the actions from yesterday, first, get a pic. Get their name and more info. Hell, find out where they work — Get Them Fired. But certainly address them, and, if you need to, you got hands: use them.
10. Commit to two things: Fighting white supremacy where and how you can (this doesn’t mean taking up knitting, unless you’re making scarves for black and brown kids in need), and funding black and brown people and their work.
How about a few demands for blacks:
- Leave. Just leave. This isn’t your country and you ruin every place you are
- You are here to pick cotton but you won’t even do that any more.
- All women need to be sterilized before they qualify for any welfare.
- Black men if all they know is violence need to go into a special “Berserker” corp of the Army. We will drop black bombs on afghanistan and let them just ghetto-ize all of it rather than waste whites blood
- Liberia? We created it for you. You need to get over there.
- You’ve been here for 200 years, learn to speak english
- We need special schools for Nigghruz. “This is a mop. this is how to clean with one”
- Please return the six trillion dumb whites wasted on you.
- We need to create special velcro boards where black women can stick their chillin’ so they can work all day and not sit on a couch eating cheetos
- Bow every time a white person passes, we are your masters.