HOLY SHIT PICKLE RICK! THEY ARE GOING TO REALLY DO IT! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
TO OUR CUSTOMERS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE LOVERS,
On Saturday, October 7, 2017, we were truly humbled by the amazing curiosity, passion and energy this community showed to welcome back Szechuan Sauce–even if just for one day. Thank you, a million times over.
Between the costumes, the memes and the cross-state travel, you, the fans, showed us what you got. And our super-limited batch, though well-intentioned, clearly wasn’t near enough to meet that demand.
We agree. So, we’re gonna make this right. In the last 24 hours, we’ve worked to open any portal necessary. And it worked.
Szechuan Sauce is coming back once again this winter. And instead of being a one-day-only and limited to select restaurants, we’re bringing more–a lot more–so that any fan who’s willing to do whatever it takes for Szechuan Sauce will only have to ask for it at a nearby McDonald’s.
We want to make this right. You’re some of the best fans in this, or any, dimension…and we plan to deliver on that promise as soon as possible. Stay tuned.
-Your friends at McDonald’s