A new penis enlargement pill is apparently too effective. “At first I grew five inches and thought WOW this is amazing. But two weeks later I added another FOOT!”
Now men are complaining and their wives are furious. “I can’t take it its way too big. No way I’m putting that anaconda in me”
Discovered from the Ani-Yogathanara berry in the Amazon after several of the 4′ tall pygmy tribesmen were noticed to be sporting amazing packages, pharmaceutical companies are hopeful.
“If we can harness the power of this berry we can change the world”