She may have 3 too many chins for her helmet’s chinstrap, but she’s the new GOTO girl in the US Army. A recent desperation to get women in the military has left the Amy with slim pickings. So a move to allow the triple chinned blubber faces in is moving full steam.

“It’s not a problem with uniform sizes, the mens bigger uniforms fit the new fat women easily” said a specialist.

The men are getting bigger also. 5x, 6x, the new uniforms struggle to contain the girth.

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“The aren’t the most intimidating force, but at least it shows we feed them well”

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