The first couple of France are pictured on their US state visit to Washington DC this week 

Jealous of Melania, Emmanuelle Macron said she “Never felt like the first lady” as photogs swarmed Melania but left the crone in the dark. First Grandma?

“She is a bit … er.. plain” said one polite politico.

Melania dazzled in a wide brimmed white hat. Emmanuelle looked tacky in a gold trimmed dress that seemed to be from a 1980s Dynasty episode.

“Well the one disadvantage of marrying an older woman” said french socialite FiFi Labouche, “Is that when macron turns 55, she will be 80. He will be full of vim and vigor, and she will be in a rocking chair”