A lot of people are wondering why Hillary keeps wearing heavy winter coats in 90 degree heat. Apparently she suffers from a rare reptillian disease called “SANG FROId” which means cold blood. Dead Fish. Common among the ruling nobility, people with such a condition are incapable of feeling empathy or emotion for others.

“We came, We saw, HE DIED! Ha aha ha” said the now famous line by Hillary

Normally she can mask her condition in air conditioned rooms, but when forced out in public the difference in temperature between her blood and the outside becomes too great, she has no choice but to try to insulate herself to keep the heat away otherwise fainting and collapse are the primary symptoms.

There have been many famous sang froid monarchs through history, the most famous of which was Marie Antoinette who uttered “Let them eat cake”