“I feel fresh and clean” said Kim beaming with his new bare skin sideburns. Its the dictator look and its IN in Sentosa Singapore.
“Barber too too much off, I no wear my Skin Burns so high” said a smiling Kim.
“Will you disarm your nukes” shouted a press member at Kim
“You know, Nuclear Weapon like Kim-Chi, Hot and Spicy but next day you poo burns!”
“No I mean will you disarm what will you ask for?”
“Big bomb makea big boomb. I like Trump. He bombs too”
Not sure what any of this means, we await the first 2 hour meeting.
Kim wore his blue pin striped suit with the odd pocket flaps, a style not seen since the 1980s.
“You no like flaps? I like the flaps I only one who got them! flap flap flap (waving the flap like a bird) maybe Kim fry away no deal?”