“I feel fresh and clean” said Kim beaming with his new bare skin sideburns. Its the dictator look and its IN in Sentosa Singapore.

In this photo released by the Ministry of Communications and Information of Singapore, Singapore Minister for Foreign Affairs Dr. Vivian Balakrishnan greets Kim at the Changi International Airport on Sunday

“Barber too too much off, I no wear my Skin Burns so high” said a smiling Kim.

“Will you disarm your nukes” shouted a press member at Kim

“You know, Nuclear Weapon like Kim-Chi, Hot and Spicy but next day you poo burns!”

“No I mean will you disarm what will you ask for?”

“Big bomb makea big boomb.  I like Trump. He bombs too”

Not sure what any of this means, we await the first 2 hour meeting.

The jet carrying Kim landed at Singapore's Changi airport on Sunday afternoon amid huge security precautions on the city-state island

Kim wore his blue pin striped suit with the odd pocket flaps, a style not seen since the 1980s.

“You no like flaps? I like the flaps I only one who got them! flap flap flap (waving the flap like a bird) maybe Kim fry away no deal?”