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Meng Wanzhou, daughter of Huawei CEO billionaire, is in big trouble over forging deals related to Iran.

With Canada insisting that it will prosecute Meng to the full extent of the law over allegations that she mislead banks about the true relationship of a Huawei subsidiary called Skycom, angry Chinese officials have decided to issue an ultimatum directly to the Canadian ambassador, who was summoned to a meeting in Beijing on Saturday and told in no uncertain terms that Canada will face “severe consequences” if Meng isn’t released, according to the Wall Street Journal.

“We Kill All of you If She No Released Today!” screamed Chinese foreign Minister Woo TeeHee.

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Meng is daughter of Billionaire CEO of HuaWei

China’s foreign ministry publicized the warning in a statement (though Canadian officials have yet to comment):

Chinese Vice Foreign Minister Le Yucheng summoned Canada’s ambassador to Beijing, John McCallum, on Saturday to deliver the warning, according to a statement from the Chinese Foreign Ministry.

The statement doesn’t mention the name of Huawei’s chief financial officer, Meng Wanzhou, though it refers to a Huawei “principal” taken into custody at U.S. request while changing planes in Vancouver, as was Ms. Meng. The statement accuses Canada of “severely violating the legal, legitimate rights of a Chinese citizen” and demands the person’s release.

“Otherwise there will be severe consequences, and Canada must bear the full responsibility,” said the statement, which was posted online late Saturday.

Phone calls to the Canadian Embassy rang unanswered while the Canadian government’s global affairs media office didn’t immediately respond to an email request for comment.

“OKOK TWUMP YOU WIN YOU BASTARD. We AGREE to Trade deal. Just don’t hurt beautiful Ms. Meng!” screamed Woo crying as he walked out of the room in fading tones “oh Ms Meng she so beautiful… pwease no hurt beautiful Ms. Meng”.

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Zong Shan discusses Chinese Trade Strategy

Earlier, Zong Shan explained China’s position on trade – “China have factories, make everything. America have intellectual property. They invent things. We take intellectual property and make things in our factories. If China no have intellectual property Chinese factory die on vine like Longan berry in winter. That why every American company give over intellectual property”

When asked about the Chinese spies who tried to steal the GM Hybrid drive technology Shan replied “GM very evil, not give us their property.  What choice China have?”

Will the USA get it’s extradition approved?

Will Canada cave and release her?

Will China have to cave on Trumps trade deal?

Stay tuned, same bat time, same bat channel!

“… prweese … no hurt…. so beautiful” TEE HEE sobbed.