In a world where hamburgers and cars are illegal, Cortez travels the world on solar powered YAK and defeats her enemies by forcing them to convert to wind power.

It’s a new vision for america, a new DEAL, and with it a new Super-Heroine.

In her childless myopic biopic, the world slowly dies away, as the last old people croan “MISTAKE… CommunISM was … a MISTAKE”


WAIT, why was TRUMP in North Korea, SEND Ocasio-CORTEZ!   She will convert them to her new GREEN communism and in just ten years they won’t have the ENERGY to make nuclear weapons!


Worried about talks with Kim Young Un ? Send in Crazio Cortez!