In a world where hamburgers and cars are illegal, Cortez travels the world on solar powered YAK and defeats her enemies by forcing them to convert to wind power.
It’s a new vision for america, a new DEAL, and with it a new Super-Heroine.
In her childless myopic biopic, the world slowly dies away, as the last old people croan “MISTAKE… CommunISM was … a MISTAKE”
WAIT, why was TRUMP in North Korea, SEND Ocasio-CORTEZ! She will convert them to her new GREEN communism and in just ten years they won’t have the ENERGY to make nuclear weapons!
Worried about talks with Kim Young Un ? Send in Crazio Cortez!