Rick: Yehp. It’s definately Fucked

Morty: Aw Geez

Rick: Kinda Sucks. Been there since 1163

Morty: Aw Geez

Rick: It’s the second big church the Muslims have torched in Paris

Morty: You don’t, You don’t know that!

Rick: Look Morty, they brought in these {BURP} Muslims and like suddenly churches started burning down. Use your brain Morty, it’s Not rocket science

Morty: I don’t know I don’t know I mean, Muslims aw gee thats a heavy conclusion

Rick: How many years was it ok before the Muslims got there? A thousand right. Then muslims arrive, and suddenly all these churches started burning down. Sounds like a scooby doo mystery to me Morty

Morty: But but, how could they…

Rick: They hate us Morty, They freakin hate us! Al-Flac Cathedral burned, they set the alter on fire, in Nimes they looted the alter of that other Notre-Damn and smeared it with Poop Morty. With POOP MORTY. A POOP CROSS.

Morty: But the muslims seemed so nice

Rick: They’re nice until they stick a knife in your heart Morty. Burning down churches is what Muslims Do Morty, It’s what they do when they {Burp}  invade. They’ve hit ten churches in the past two months Morty. It’s a plan. And it won’t end well.

Morty: Well they can rebuild, that gay leader of france guy says they can rebuild it

Rick: They can’t rebuild it Morty, the French people have gotten REAL STUPID in the last thousand years.  Maybe it’s the frogs legs maybe it’s the truffles no one knows how it happened but they have gotten weak Morty, Weak and Stupid.

Morty: But can’t they rebuild it ? {sniff} I mean… our civilization can’t just end?

Rick: Maybe with Legos morty, maybe with legos


At least 10 incidents of vandalism and desecration of Catholic churches have been reported across the Channel since the beginning of February. French Roman-Catholic newspaper La Croix International reported how the attacks on churches took place across France. Senseless acts included the desecration of altars, the defacing of Christ on the cross and in an extreme case, human excrement being spread across the walls of a holy place of worship.

According to the outlet, one of the first attacks was on February 4 at St. Nicholas Catholic Church in Houilles, Yvelines, where a statue of the Virgin Mary was found smashed on the ground.

The same church also had the altar cross thrown to the ground and the celebrant’s chair was damaged.

On February 5, an altar cloth was found burnt and crosses and statues torn down or disfigured at the recently refurbished Saint-Alain Cathedral in Lavaur, in south-central France.

The fire was found early by a parish secretary and did not spread – but the altar and adjacent walls were badly damaged by smoke.

Following the incident, local district deputy Jean Terlier said in a statement: “I strongly condemn the vandalism of Lavaur Cathedral and I share the outrage aroused by this intolerable act.”

And Lavaur city mayor Bernard Canyon said: “God will forgive. Not me.”

On February 6, just a day after the Saint-Alain Cathedral incident, vandals at Notre-Dame des Enfants (Our Lady of the Children) church in Nimes broke into the tabernacle and scattered altar hosts on the ground.

According to local news reports, the vandals also drew a cross on the wall with human excrement and damaged other religious items in the church.