no mall

The times they are a changin…” screamed the great mumbler Dylan.

In the old days women would treat their men right, and the men with hand over the credit cards, and show the female did.

But then they learned the third wave feminism, and then they divorced rape the male, and took is money, his children, even his future retirement money.

And men said “this is wack jive” and walked away. They just walked away.

Now women dream of their mall shopping days, but they don’t earn enough withtheir degree in underwater liberal drumming.  So the malls are closing.

Add a scoop of Amazon home delivery, and the fate of the American mall has been sealed.