His last day will be May 11th.


Dear Mr. President:

The Department of Justice made rapid progress in achieving the Administration’s law enforcement priorities — reducing violent crime, curtailing opioid abuse, protecting consumers, improving immigration enforcement, and building confidence in the police — while preserving national security and strengthening federal efforts in other areas.

Yah that Mueller investigation was a hoot. Phew. Sorry about launching that without citing the crime, I thought heck that will make it more of a challenge for Mueller. he’s such a Blood hound I thought for sure he’d find something.

Signing those FISA warrants to spy on you based on the fake Dossier Hillary cooked up, hope you don’t hold a grudge. I mean they were good warrants, really well written.

And sure, I may have approved of the 145 million for Hillary and passed Uranium to Russia, even after informants told us that Russian spys were bribing everyone. We were just too excited by the deal, I’m sure you can understand the art in that!

And of course that “wearing a wire” to remove you, Ha! What a knee slapper. We told jokes like that all the time. It was like a running theme to see who could come up with the most ridiculous thing to say to the “pretend” listening devices. Comey once said Obama was being strangled by a runaway squid from dinner service. Boy did the secret service scare the hell out of Obama when they kicked in the door and found him in bed with two male whores.

It’s been a good two years. I’m off to work for the Clinton Foundation now that my job here is done

your pal,