It’s called Neorofibromatosis and it’s a very little understood disease. And now more and more cases of it streaming across our border are being discovered by border control.

One more gift from our new friends, along with mumps, measles, chagas, and leprosy. Diseases which the west thought long eradicated.

It is believed that this is a form of auto-immune reaction to a virus which is then spread through feces.

One more gift from our happy invader friends.

Police Officer: Hands up

Subject: Don’t Shoot! (puts hands up)

Police Officer #2: FUCKING KILL IT!