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Blacks continue to score terribly low on the SAT so the College Board has decided to add secret “Darkie” points which they send directly to colleges which request the score.

“I was dumb as a stump” says Jamayal Washington, “Until I got my darkie points. Now I be rocket engineer”

Many asians and whites are surprised they no longer are getting into the top universities even with near perfect scores. The top score you could get on the SAT was 1,600.

“1500? I just scored 3,000 on my SAT. Thank you darkie score!” said Raqueshna Shaqueawana.