Trump Appears Happy as He Carries Whistleblower Complaint

The Kavanaughing of Trump continues in full force, like the gaggle of girls who accused him of rape when he ran for president.

A second whistleblower has now come forward, from the same attorney/democratic team, and this one claims “firsthand knowledge”

“It’s true” said the whistleblower, ” I read the transcript so I have firsthand knowledge that Trump is a jerk and a criminal”

What was the charge?

“He’s just too goddamn yellow. And he colluded with Ukraine to frame Joe Biden” smacked the whistleblower.

“But Biden was a criminal who shook down nations to funnel billions to his worthless coke addict son Hunter”

“Doesn’t matter, a president cannot ask for favors”

“But the favor Trump asked had to do with Crowdstrike, not Biden”

“Don’t Care. If you are not with me then you are my enemy”

“Don’t you see that the Bidens, like the Clintons, are criminals?”

“From my side, It’s the Trumps who are the Criminals”

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“But you were supposed to bring balance as a whistleblower, not destroy it!”

Biden struck back, hammering Trump.

“He does not understand the immense power of the dark side,” Biden continued. “He sees only the power – and how it can benefit just one person: Donald Trump.”

Biden wrote. “He is using the highest office in the land to advance his personal political interests instead of the national interest.”

“Like you did with Hunter’s billion dollar payola? Like Hillary did with the 145 million she pocketed selling our Uranium to Russia? Like Obama did giving billions to Mullahs?”

err… something like that.  Hold onto your schlukus this isn’t going to end well.

“Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.” – Lysander Spooner