So Trump has sponsored a Maga Rap contest with the winner going to the white house. Well here is our entry:

The Ho in da House

Want’s to impeach

The Teflon Don

Who’s beyond their reach

Something went wrong

With the Ukraine game

Look Into Biden

Cause Hunter’s got no shame

 

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, cause this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

 

They started with Mueller

to serve their cold dish

He couldn’t find nothing

cept a stormy bitch

Papadop was setup

By a spy named Miszu

Comey and McCabe

Wanted to Dethrone my dude

 

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, cause this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

 

The FBI and the CIA

All were playing in this impeach Trump game

Don’t fret Golden Eagle

We gotcha back

That old crank Sanders

Had a heart attack

Nadler was the fence

and Schiff had the evi-dence

But when we looked at what they claimed

the box was empty  as AOC’s brain

 

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, cause this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

 

The insurance policy

paid by Hill the Haughty

Strock and Page

Tried to not get naughty

Collusion Delusion, I got a contusion, my brain can’t handle this impeachment confusion

 

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, cause this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

 

Make America Great

So Why they so irate?

minds are full of Hate

A good man they cannot take

economy is booming

stock market is swooning

Unemployment hasn’t been so low

Since Eisenhower was looming

 

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, this T man gangsta I kinda like his style

Don’t get jiggy, don get wild, cause this T man gangsta got a smoothe ass style