In a surprising turn of events the Chinese are opposed to Trump Impeachment.
Secretary Long Dong has come out publically “he keeps tweeting he keeps signaling to our chinese negotiators , hes easy to read at the trade table. We love Twump”
When asked how the talks were going Dong replied
“We now have all the pork and soybeans we could ever want, our people grow fat and happy, and we keep stealing American technology .Nothing has changed. We love Twump”