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This shows the marriage crisis better than most charts. Men are walking away from fat chicks, pushy feministas, and the horrors of divorce rape hanging over their heads.

“Meh, I had enough after four bitchy fiancees all cheated on me and kept demanding more and more” said Sammy, a 40 something who wished to remain anonymous.

And its not just fat bitchy women. The divorce rapes are horrific.

“It’s like a jail sentence, so basically if you get married your wife has total control over you, piss her off, she gets all your stuff and 70% of your earnings for life”