PM: Attache MI, what is this crazy accusation that America started the corona virus?
HuMi: No Crazy Is Truth! Americans destroy world. Only China can save
PM: You can’t truly believe that? Everyone knows the Virus was stolen from the Canadian research lab and shipped to China’s Wuhan virology facility by Qiu
HuMi: No Qui. Americans do everything
PM: But we have genetic sequencing showing it was later grafted with H1Ni to become weaponized in China
HuMi: America Destroyer of UNIVERSE!
PM: Mi, what’s gotten into you
<Mi begins to gag and choke, then vomits out a small green man>
Green Man, pointing gun at HuMi: Who created the Virus?
HuMi: Americans, Americans
PM <crushing little man under foot> He does make a refreshing sploosh sound
HuMi: You should not have done that. They come back with more <knocking on door> Don’t Open it they are here! Hide ME! SAVE ME!
PM: I stuffed HuMi into my large duffel bag and made for the windows. Got into the car and drove at high speed for over an hour. “It’s safe now”
HuMi: Jesus China Crazy place. Thanks Patriot Mouse
PM: Anytime HuMI, anytime