There’s something quite odd about this morning joe character.  If eyes are the window of the soul this guys got no soul. I haven’t seen smaller eyes since my time massing a hill in Hanoi.

It’s an odd optical illusion when you see some guy with glasses and their eyes seem really small, but then they take off their glasses and they are still small! What gives?

In the ol days we’d call him a shifty sidewinder and not trust him. So why is this the supposed trusting face of a news anchor? It makes little sense.

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here’s walter kronkite, a very trusted news anchor, perhaps the most ever. Compare the size of the eyes! The eyes are actually an extension of the brain, so maybe small eyes = small brain?

walter-cronkite-1fbg856   Who would you trust in the Korona Krisis? I’d vote KronKite!