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Fighting to get ever more viewers the humble travel vlogger has taken a shocking turn. Skinny nymphs in tight ass open bikinis speak endlessly with a torpor that would sleep even a meth head, but who cares what they sound like. This isn’t a real travel vlog and they know it.

“I thought I was getting information on an island I wanted to visit but it was another goddamn PLOGGER”

Ploggers, or porn vloggers, are a new cottage industry which is springing up now that all the intelligent people have been kicked off of youtube. They had to replace it with something right?

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Watch as they grind slowly up and down on the beach while discussing cost options for hotels and dining.  Check out their mukbang as mayoinaisse spills down their chin.

Well it’s a honest living.  Riding a motorcycle in a tight bikini? Sheesh! As usual women get hundreds of thousands of viewers for flashing skin, real writers and videographers struggle to build an audience over many years.

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“The first year was rough for me” say porn travel vlogger Denise “then I started shooting all my videos in my tight bikini and I noticed it was easy to get 100k views”

Can you say CHA CHINGO!

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“My swimsuits just kept getting smaller and my viewers kept going up!” laughed Kathryn who likes to spend her time swimming in the islands. “Of course my boyfriend is there with me enjoying the cash but he can NEVER be on camera. Who do you think films all this stuff!”

Indeed, the beta male cuck does like to fantasize that he is the one swimming behind this tartly lass.

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No that’s not snorkeling equipment, it’s a chin de-flabber!