Ah the tragedy of it all.. Poor Miquela cannot figure out why she is not attracted to her soi boy cuck and has had to leave him behind….. Hmmm….

We can take a guess and it involves RIDING a CAROUSEL of CHADS and TYRONES!


With hair that would make Princess leia Blush and over TWO MILLION instagram followers, poor Miquela has to endure a life of being paid for breathing air. The horror and shame of it all.

“I just like… didn’t find him like … attractive… like …  is he gay? what-EVER”

Welcome to the real world Miquela, p.s. heres my phone number…..