I wanted to call out this pile of shit that passes for a story. The happy women finally called 911 after a man who ordered pizza from them every day for 10 years stopped calling.

The man was found collapsed from a heart attack and stroke.

“we saved his life” tee hee screamed the girls with glee.

Yehp. That’s not the story. Here’s the REAL story.

A man is such a pig that he only eats pizza. So he nearly dies from it. Meanwhile the pieces of shit who food murdered him waited ELEVEN DAYS before calling 911. He sat on the floor half dead for 11 days.

“We saved him” giggled the two girls smiling and laughing. Uh right. (BLOWCHUNKS).